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Bungling bureaucrats - Andrew Inch

I'll sleep safely knowing the porketta police are on patrol, protecting the public from the evils of unlicensed Porketta Bingo drinking establishments.
I'll sleep safely knowing the porketta police are on patrol, protecting the public from the evils of unlicensed Porketta Bingo drinking establishments.

Because Porketta Bingo does not fall into one of the tidy little formats of the Alcohol and Gaming Commission of Ontario (AGCO), they simply shut it down.

Then it struck me. I've read this article before, only it was just before Christmas, and it was about the Coulson Hotel. Both of these instances involve issuing licences to hotels for one reason or another.

Add in the Greater City of Sudbury, whom I believe acted reasonably, and you have one bureaucratic nightmare over a pound of porketta, or a simple change of ownership, as in the case of the Coulson Hotel.

This is clearly an example of underworked bureaucrats trying to justify their large salaries, and indexed pensions.

They dream up these artificial scenarios to create endless red tape and cash-for-life jobs, while telling us its for our own good.

So far, the only good these regulations have done, were to lay off working people just before Christmas, deprive minor hockey and other charities of some money, and cheat a few people of some cheap, harmless fun.

Andrew Inch
Sudbury