It was all a dream, I used to eat pies until I burst a seam...
That's right, Sudbury, the Blue-Torious P.I.E. is coming to your Mickey Mouse pie eating competition and I'm 'Ready to Pie'.
Competitors and spectators alike are 'Hypnotized' when I dive into pies.
I'm the original 'Big Poppa' of pie consumption and all of Sudbury will have the opportunity to witness an 'Unbelievable' feat as I crush the competition and have them begging for 'One More Chance'.
You know that 'I Love the Dough',the crust, and 'Juicy' fillings are a must, when it comes to pie eating I can not be touched.
So this is a 'Warning' to all you so-called pie pros, that you're all 'No Friend of Mine' and I'm here to make mincemeat out of anyone who dares go head to head with the legend himself.
'Things Done Changed' around here, Sudbury, and there's a new sheriff in town who goes by the name of Blue-Torious P.I.E.
So you'd better show me some 'Respect' when I come through, because I'm about to 'berry' the competition and have you all feeling 'blue'.
One love,
The Blue-Torious P.I.E.
P.S.: Since the Blue-Torious P.I.E. neglected to mention it, Sudbury.com would like to invite you all to come cheer him on today, July 19, in the centre court of the Rainbow Centre downtown for the Celebrity Pie-Eating Contest, one of the events in Sudbury Blueberry Festival 2018, which is happening all week.
